D'oh!

2007-04-11T09:13:00.000-07:00

the simpsons movie trailer

2007-04-11T09:04:00.000-07:00

kewlness!

I'm at the dorm now with Bembo. He found this video. Mana sa mommy, walang magawa ang bata.

2006-12-12T10:05:00.000-08:00

12 Days of Christmas

hehehehe. 7-11 workers, a totally insufficient dowry and more!! hehehe talaga.

2006-12-11T08:36:00.000-08:00

Starbucks Holiday Video 2006

13 days 'til Christmas!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-22T04:55:00.000-08:00

Retro Christmas Commercial

32 days 'til Christmas!

2006-11-20T09:58:00.000-08:00

The Simpsons Christmas

34 days 'til Christmas!

I'm almost done with my Christmas shopping! (for me, obviously, all days lead to Christmas) I'll be looking for gift boxes tomorrow. The sizes of those sold in the mall aren't right for the gifts I bought.

I'm now trying to control myself from distributing the gifts. Otherwise, there wouldn't be gifts under Bembo's Christmas tree. We're not finished decorating his tree yet. He wants a rainbow-themed tree this year! Will see if I could buy multi-colored ornaments within the week.

Malapit NAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

2006-11-13T10:22:00.000-08:00

41 days 'til Christmas!

Natalie Portman SNL Rap Video. Hehehehe...

2006-10-11T03:29:00.000-07:00

Natalie Portman Hardcore Gangsta Rap Funniest thing on SNL since the Chronic of Narnia.

by the way, 74 days 'til Christmas!!!!! will start buying Christmas stuff on October 21! hehehe.

2006-10-06T11:48:00.000-07:00

'Stig Pepsi Commercial

2006-10-06T10:25:00.000-07:00

Nick Lachey Axe Commercial

Disclaimer: I am not Nick Lachey's fan!!!! Hahaha.

This is his version of the Axe Click commercial not shown in the Philippines.

separated at birth? (part 3!!)

2006-10-05T13:28:00.000-07:00

Here's part 1. Part 2.

2006-10-05T06:29:00.000-07:00

2006-10-04T23:42:00.001-07:00

Simpsons parody of catch me if you can

2006-10-04T23:42:00.000-07:00

South Park- The Matrix!

must... start... saving!

2006-10-03T08:06:00.000-07:00

2006-09-26T08:49:00.000-07:00

89 days!!!!!!!

yahooooooo!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-15T09:49:00.000-07:00

here's an orange

2006-09-08T06:25:00.000-07:00

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"

The student replied, "Here's an orange."

The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"

The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding..."

2006-09-08T05:35:00.000-07:00

107 days!!

2006-09-07T06:18:00.000-07:00

Create your own message at BlingyBlob.com

2006-09-06T04:48:00.000-07:00

109 days

2006-09-05T07:22:00.000-07:00

110 days!

2006-09-01T07:25:00.000-07:00

114 days!!!

LOVINGLY DEDICATED TO MR. RAUL GONZALEZ

2006-09-01T07:20:00.000-07:00

august 28, 2006 oblation run

great gown idea!!

2006-08-31T09:20:00.000-07:00

safest gown ever!

daisy's countdown

2006-08-31T08:49:00.000-07:00

THERE ARE 115 Days 'til CHRISTMAS!!!

Last year, I did my early countdown by cutting mini squares, writing the number of days 'til Christmas, and tearing them off daily. Now, I'm doing my countdown here!

Merry Christmas, everyone! Hehehe.

Here's the fun part! In 52 weeks, we'll be taking the bar... Nyikes!

etymology of SPAM

2006-08-30T08:43:00.000-07:00

Acording to the case of White Buffalo Ventures, L.L.C. v. University of Texas at Austin

Because the term “spam” is often thought of pejoratively, it is important to note that although that term necessarily implies that the email was unsolicited, the more general meaning does not

(1) imply anything about the veracity of the information contained in the email;

(2) require that the entity sending it be properly identified or authenticated; or

(3) require that the email, even if true, be commercial in character.

There nonetheless appears to be no consensus as to the precise meaning of the term “spam,” which is sometimes used synonymously with unsolicited “bulk” email.

A set of spam messages sent out together is called an email “blast.”

The term “spam” derives from a 1970 Monty Python Flying Circus sketch in which a waitress recites a menu containing “egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam . . . .”

2006-08-26T15:47:00.000-07:00

The Simpsons Mastercard Advert

nakakatuwa!!! wala lang. ang babaw ko noh?!

Just like regular law school recit.

2006-08-26T09:13:00.000-07:00

Take a look at this picture. It isn't animated! Your eyes are making it move. To test this, stare at one spot for a couple seconds and everything will stop moving. Or look at the black center of each circle and it will stop moving. But move your eyes to the next black center and the previous will move after you take your eyes away from it.

(when prof scouts for next person to recite, i stop moving. hehehe.)

i should be cramming for SPIT. pero hinde.

2006-08-25T07:32:00.000-07:00

Dear Electric Customer,

Just a little note to let you know we undersatnd your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You have no choice.

We have the power . . . you need the power. So Sad, too bad. Sucks to be you.

We have enclosed a little picture to help outline our response.

Have a nice day and keep those checks coming, loser!

Your Local Power Company

It's a sign. Stay home.

2006-08-25T07:25:00.000-07:00

EVEN PLANETS LOSE THEIR STATUS.

2006-08-24T09:22:00.000-07:00

Pluto loses status as a planet

Astronomers meeting in the Czech capital have voted to strip Pluto of its status as a planet.

About 2,500 experts were in Prague for the International Astronomical Union's (IAU) general assembly.

The scientists rejected a proposal that would have retained Pluto as a planet and brought three other objects into the cosmic club.

Pluto has been considered a planet since its discovery in 1930 by the American Clyde Tombaugh.

The ninth planet will now effectively be airbrushed out of school and university textbooks.

"The eight planets are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune," said the IAU resolution, which was passed following a week of stormy debate.

Professor Iwan Williams chaired the IAU working group that has been working over recent months to define the term "planet".

"I have a slight tear in my eye today, yes; but at the end of the day we have to describe the Solar System as it really is, not as we would like it to be," the Queen Mary University of London, UK, scientist told the BBC.

PLUTO - A 'DEMOTED PLANET'

Named after underworld god

Average of 5.9bn km to Sun

Orbits Sun every 248 years

Diameter of 2,360km

Has at least three moons

Rotates every 6.8 days

Gravity about 6% of Earth's

Surface temperature -233C

Nasa probe visits in 2015

The initial proposal put before the IAU to raise the number of planets in the Solar System to 12 - adding the asteroid Ceres, Pluto's "moon" Charon and the distant object known as 2003 UB313 - met with opposition.

Robin Catchpole, of the Institute of Astronomy in Cambridge, UK, told the BBC News website: "My own personal opinion was to leave things as they were; I met Clyde Tombaugh and thought how nice it was to shake hands with someone who had discovered a planet.

"But since the IAU brought out the proposal for new planets I had been against it - it was going to be very confusing. The best of the alternatives was to leave the major planets as they are and then demote Pluto. So I think this is a far superior situation."

Louis Friedman, executive director of the Planetary Society in California, US, commented: "The classification doesn't matter. Pluto - and all Solar System objects - are mysterious and exciting new worlds that need to be explored and better understood."

Dwarf planet

Amid dramatic scenes which saw astronomers waving yellow ballot papers in the air, the IAU meeting voted through new definition criteria.

They agreed that to qualify as a planet, a celestial body must be in orbit around a star while not itself being a star. It also must be large enough in mass "for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a... nearly round shape, and has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit."

Pluto was automatically disqualified because its oblong orbit overlaps with Neptune's.

It will now join a new category of "dwarf planets".

Pluto's status has been contested for many years as it is further away and considerably smaller than the eight other "traditional" planets in our Solar System.

Its orbit around the Sun is also highly inclined to the plane of those big planets.

In addition, since the early 1990s, astronomers have found several objects of comparable size to Pluto in an outer region of the Solar System called the Kuiper Belt.

Some astronomers have long argued that Pluto belongs with this population of small, icy worlds.

Allowances were once made for Pluto on account of its size. At just 2,360km (1,467 miles) across, Pluto is smaller even than some moons in the Solar System. But until recently, it was still the biggest known object in the Kuiper Belt.

That changed with the discovery of 2003 UB313 by Professor Mike Brown and colleagues at the California Institute of Technology (Caltech). After being measured with the Hubble Space Telescope, it was shown to be some 3,000km (1,864 miles) in diameter, making it larger than Pluto.

Named after the god of the underworld in Roman mythology, Pluto orbits the Sun at an average distance of 5.9 billion kilometres (3.7 billion miles) taking 247.9 Earth years to complete a single circuit of the Sun.

An unmanned US spacecraft, New Horizons, is due to fly by Pluto and the Kuiper Belt in 2015.

Story from BBC NEWS: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/science/nature/5282440.stm

D'oh!

2006-08-22T08:26:00.000-07:00

"D'oh" has been added to the Webster's Millennium Dictionary of English, the Macmillan Dictionary for Advanced Learners and the Oxford English Dictionary.

It is defined as: "expressing frustration at the realization that things have turned out badly or not as planned, or that one has just said or done something foolish."

(from wikipedia)

Hmm...

Therefore:
Dictionary:D'oh = Me:Law School

2006-08-08T10:15:00.000-07:00

South Park Special Episode - Jay Leno

hehehe, napaghahalata tuloy kung sino ang isip bata.

will this work in the philippines?

2006-08-06T10:39:00.000-07:00

Govt proposes only women judges for rape trials
Fri Aug 4, 2006

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - India has proposed that only women judges try rape cases to help sexual assault victims get justice faster and make trials sensitive to their trauma, a law ministry spokesman said on Friday.

The proposal, a bill which has to be passed by parliament, was approved at a cabinet meeting late on Thursday, S.M. Kumar said.

Women's groups and rights activists have for long campaigned for reforming the judicial process that deals with sexual assault in a country where a woman is raped every 29 minutes.

The national capital, New Delhi, is the most unsafe Indian city for women, accounting for 30 percent of rapes, according to government data.

"This is a very positive step and will help get justice for the rape victim," said Girija Vyas, chairwoman of the National Women's' Commission.

"Until now, male lawyers were able to threaten the victim and scare her. A woman judge will help build a sensitive atmosphere."

The amendment would also allow the rape victim to have her lawyer with her during cross-examination. Earlier, this was in-camera, making it uncomfortable for the victim, Kumar said.

"A rape victim will also be given a female lawyer because only a woman can understand a woman," he added.

The cabinet also proposed to allow victims of crime to appoint their own lawyers instead of being forced to use government prosecutors and end the practice of witnesses making confessions to police.

© Reuters 2006

Santino on LIVE with Regis & Kelly

2006-08-06T07:13:00.000-07:00

Santino Rice is one of PROJECT RUNWAY's (Season 2) runner-ups. It's really easy to hate his sinister quips and tackless remarks. Still, he's quite hilarious, screaming I WANT YOUR SOUL while working on his designs, impersonating Tim Gunn irreverently (as if Tim wouldn't find out). Lots of people find him weird, pero sino ba'ng hindi?

2006-08-03T00:18:00.000-07:00
Paris Hilton in South Park

TARA!

2006-08-02T20:32:00.000-07:00
MICHAEL BUBLE STARBUCKS COMMERCIAL

hmmm... makapag-starbucks nga! (not a paid advertisement)

anagrams

2006-03-23T07:51:00.000-08:00

I should be power cramming my brains out, preparing for today's IPL exam. Instead, I've been aimlessly dawdling with anagrams. And as if that wasn't pathetic enough, I was attempting to form some interesting phrase out of my name. Haaay, olats talaga. Here's what I've formed so far.

DAISY ANN SANTOS GABRIEL =
Nags dear son insatiably (true! hahaha!)

DAISY ANN GABRIEL =
Brainy aged snail (nyek!)

DUANE JOTHAM GABRIEL (si bembo ito) =
A healing matured job (?!)

separated at birth? (part2)

2006-03-16T02:09:00.000-08:00

hehehe. who's next?

separated at birth?

2006-03-16T01:28:00.000-08:00

hehehe. gantihan na ba ito?!

beware of daisy ann!

2006-03-14T07:32:00.000-08:00

What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

I'm 12% abnormal! (puede na rin!)

2006-03-01T08:29:00.000-08:00

You Are 12% Abnormal

You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.

You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
How Abnormal Are You?

discover my sins!!!

2006-02-24T00:39:00.000-08:00

Greed: Low

Gluttony: Medium

Wrath: Medium

Sloth: Very High

Envy: Low

Lust: Very Low

Pride: High

Discover Your Sins - Click Here

Greed:	Low
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Medium
Sloth:	Very High
Envy:	Low
Lust:	Very Low
Pride:	High