Dear Electric Customer,

Just a little note to let you know we undersatnd your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You have no choice.

We have the power . . . you need the power. So Sad, too bad. Sucks to be you.

We have enclosed a little picture to help outline our response.

Have a nice day and keep those checks coming, loser!

Your Local Power Company